Warning: Not to be read to young uns!

Author Unknown
To be read with Scandinavian Accent

Little Fur Cap

De next night vas Xmas, te night it vas still
De stockings ver hung by de chimney to fill
Noting vas stirring at all in de house
for fear dat St. Nicholas vas next com ar haus 

De childern ver dried & gone to de bed
Vit Mudder in nightgown & I on ahead
Vas searching around in de trunk for de toys
Ve crept around quiet to make not a noise

Now Mudder vas carrying de toys in her gown
Showing her person from up de vaist down
Ven as we come near the crib of our boy
Our youngest and sweetest, our pride and our joy
His eyes open wide as he peeks from his cot
and sees almost everyting Mudder has got

He didn't take notice, de toys in her lap
He just asked 'For whom is the little fur cap'
Mama said 'Hush' & laughed with delight
'I think I give that to Papa to-night' 

Merry Christmas to all.


Leah J. Utas said...

Owww eehheee. Thanks. I think.
Have a very Merry Christmas, Cousin.

Dianne said...

Merry Christmas!!
priceless ;)

Anonymous said...

Giggling and blushing...

Barbara Martin said...

Well done, Reb. Good for a chuckle.

Have a Merry Christmas and enjoy your delectable treats.

Hilary said...

Too funny.. at least it's for Papa.. otherwise Mudder might be a Ho ho ho.

Have a wonderful Christmas, Reb. :)

Frank Baron said...

Ha! Loved it!

Merry Christmas, Reb! :)

Reb said...

Leah, you should have heard Dad recite it! Merry Christmas to you.

Dianne, thanks, and to you.

Kcinnova, I know!

Barbara, thanks, I will ;)

Oh Hilary! Thanks, you too.

Frank, glad you enjoyed. Merry Christmas.

the Bag Lady said...

OH.MY.GOD! I haven't thought of that for years!!
Thanks, sis, for reminding me.

Merry Christmas to you!

Reb said...

I thought you would enjoy reading that again Sis!

messymimi said...

I will have to read this one to my Sweetie.

What a great laugh!

Reb said...

Messymimi, glad you enjoyed!

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